Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Teacher: How old is your mother?

I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now.