I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.