Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.