If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?