I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this into future tense

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.