The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.