Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1809?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1819?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

More Laughing Time and Fun

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

Teacher: How old is your mother?

They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

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More from Bright Star

What can jump higher than a building?

How many countries do you know, whose names begin with the letter “I”

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life.

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

Great Wall of China (7 Wonders of the World)

Taj Mahal, India (7 Wonders of the World)

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