Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1809?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1819?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

More Laughing Time and Fun

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

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More from Bright Star

Our family is a circle of strength and love, with every birth and every union, the circle will grow, every joy shared adds more love, every crisis faced together, makes the circle stronger.

“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”

Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now.

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