Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?

Student: A lecturer is a person who has very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping…

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I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

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Control anger before it controls you.

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