Student: Teacher!

Teacher: Yes?

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Student: I didn’t do my homework.

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More Laughing Time and Fun

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Teacher! What is the purpose of having school?

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

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More from Bright Star

Petra, Jordan (7 Wonders of the World)

“A friend who understands your tears is much more valuable than a lot of friends who only know your smile.”

Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

“Characterize people by their actions, and you will never be fooled by their words.”

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.

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