A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. (A $40 speeding ticket was included).
Being cute, the motorist sent the police a picture of $40.

The police responded with another mail photo… of handcuffs.

More Laughing Time and Fun

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this into future tense

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More from Bright Star

You are sitting inside a plane. There is a horse in front of you and a car behind you. Where are you?

“Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself.”

Using only Addition, How do you add 8’s and get 1000?

Successful people do what unsuccessful people are not willing to do. Don’t wish it were easier; wish you were better.

Sydney Opera House

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend.

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