When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”