Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

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Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

Teacher: How old is your mother?

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They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

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Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

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Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

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