Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…