May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!