How many countries do you know, whose names begin with the letter “I”

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?

Not in doing what you like, but in liking what you do is the secret of happiness