What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?

“Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself.”

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?

“Don’t focus on negative things; focus on the positive, and you will flourish.”

I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now.