When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

More Laughing Time and Fun

I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now.

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

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More from Bright Star

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.

Where does Friday comes before Thursday ?

In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past as that will only cause unnecessary resentment.

What are 3 words better than ‘i Love You’ ?

“Don’t be afraid to start over. This time you’re not starting from scratch, you’re starting from experience.”

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