The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

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“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

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