Teacher: How old is your mother?
Student: She is as old as I.
Teacher: How can that be?
Student: She became a mother only when I was born.
Teacher: Hmmm, interesting. And what was your mother before her marriage?
Student: Before her marriage, I had no mother.
More Laughing Time and Fun
.
More from Bright Star
Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?
What number do you see?
“The only person you should strive to be better than, is the person you were yesterday. ”
What are 3 words better than ‘i Love You’ ?
I can be hot, I can be cold, I can run and I can be still, I can be hard and I can be soft. What am I?