“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
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I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.
I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.
I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.
Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
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They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.
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