Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.