“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.