Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!