Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Teacher: How old is your mother?

The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.