Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Husband: Of course, they must have been smart, that’s why they escaped getting married to you!

More Laughing Time and Fun

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

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Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

“The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.”

Can you name the Four Days of the Week that begins with the Letter “T”?

“Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.”

The Basilica of Sacré Coeur de Montmartre (Sacré-Cœur Basilica)

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

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