Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Father: Son, when you grow old you will understand that the law is protecting us.!

More Laughing Time and Fun

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

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Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Can you name the Four Days of the Week that begins with the Letter “T”?

Live your best, and act your best, and think your best each day, for there may be no tomorrows.

“To me, beauty is natural beauty. If you’re naturally yourself, you’re beautiful.”

“That is what compassion does. It challenges our assumptions, our sense of self-limitation, worthlessness, of not having a place in the world, our feelings of loneliness and estrangement. These are narrow, constrictive states of mind. As we develop compassion, our hearts open.”

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